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a loser usually at the age of 40-50 who spends there time going on the internet to talk to 12-18 year olds. A gaffet is usually a racist troll who wants no better than seeing other people rage. no matter how many chances u can give a gaffet, he/she will never change.
no matter how many times i tell this gaffet named tonshaad/deadman to stop trolling, he still spends his time doing it.
Gaffet by abs=gaffet April 14, 2011
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A slang meaning Gimp,Beut,Nerd,Dork etc
" I went to University and had to leave because it was jam packed wall to wall with Gaffets, not Nice & Laughin
Gaffet by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
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1. a Gaffel (Swedish & Norwegian noun) ~ Fork; a pronged tool.

2. to Gaffel (Verb) ~ To borrow an article from a "friend" without it being returned. Unlike stealing, the article still maintains original ownership, however is in "mentioned friend's" possession with no sign of recovery. The intention/expectation of return may still be intact, and therefore un-interruptive of the friendship. Only when the owner looses all reinstatement expectation, has the "borrow(ing)" evolved to a "gaffel(ing)."
1. (n) Sven and Fjord were having a disagreement whether norse God "Odin" carried a guintar or gaffel.

2. (v) My best friend Jordy was cold and borrowed my favorite hoodie, years later a friend of a friend saw him wearing it, and confirmed the gaffeling. I had requested it back every-time he came through, it seems he totally gaffeled that shit.
Gaffel by haldeener June 27, 2010
BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.
"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"
gaffer by karientoch March 18, 2019

The Gaffer 

British Slang for Football Manager
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The Gaffer by humbdalas November 5, 2009

Gaffer scam

a term used when someone invites people to a gathering but in the end he backs out leaving the invited people in rage
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Gaffer scam by Slayer234 May 19, 2021

gaffelighting 

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gaffelighting by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020
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