fuckface von clownstick

Donald Trump's birth-name.

"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."

by Ephara July 1, 2014

jackass-fuckface

A JackAss-Fuckface is guy who has been known to be a Jackass his entire life. He instigates trouble and tries to blame it on others, he wears the crown when it comes to JackAssery, The JackAss-Fuckface is a total dick and everyone knows it and when they see his face they see JackAss-Fuckface.

Oh man here comes Bob, that guy is so overbearing and rude he is a JackAss-Fuckface

by tiredau April 20, 2008

faggot fuckface

A gay asshole who walks with a tampon stuck up his ass, has a VERY small penis, and uses every girl he dates.

"Did you see that faggot fuckface?"

"Isn't Michael such a faggot fuckface?"

by fall_for_me March 6, 2014

fuckface

A friendly gesture to a friend or family symbolising love or attraction.

"Hey, fuckface. How are you today ?"

by thewanga February 29, 2004

Fuckface unstoppable

The term Fuckface Unstoppable derives from an Ancient Greek proverb. That proverb is Neil. He is Fuckface Unstoppable.

Hey have you seen Neil?
Oh you mean Fuckface Unstoppable, he is blowing some girls back out in the porta-potty

by Boba fett the bum December 24, 2022

useless fuckface urbandictionary editors

the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors who wouldn't know a proper urban colloquialism if it bit their nose off, shit on their face, and paid them a thousand dollars.

you realize that the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors won't approve your word because millions of people in your region use that phrase? You should threaten them or pay them first.

by chaqwud April 25, 2013

FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie

A complete and utter waste of space deadbeat. Somebody who spends their whole lives on and off drugs making the lives of the people who love them and everyone around them miserable.

Usually fathers several children with different mothers who have no choice but to run away from them because they are such deadbeats.

Can often be extremely violent toward their partners.

Junkie Deadbeat Waster No goodnight Narcissist McDonald's Daddy Facebook Daddy

Mel: "How did your child get on seeing their father (sperm donor)?
Lola: The FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie show, AGAIN!

by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019