Fruits

A food source that is not eaten or consumed, but is 'taken'. An excellent source of vitamins & nutrition.

The meal is finished. Your host asks 'Do you take fruits?' If you answer in the negative, you will be asked 'You don't take fruits?'

by The Good English Speaking Society October 25, 2004

fruit

A gay person who goes out with girls so people wont think that hes gay.

Steve is such a fucking fruit, I heard he let some douche bag named Gary pound him.

by Ryan Deere June 14, 2007

fruite

1. the misspelling of the word "fruit"

2. a new term for one badass motherfucker (Pronounced: fru-tay)

1. *On IM*
Person 1: lolz. i dont like fruite
Person 2: you mean fruit?
Person 1: duuhhh

2. Jessica: That guy is one BA mofo.
Hallie: Yeah. He's such a fruite.

by TheInsaneRoflcopter October 21, 2010

Fruit

A person who does gay things or does things in a cringey way.

This fuck shows off his fanny pack as if it's a gucci belt. What a fucking fruit this guy is.

by Spread,Sniff,Lick February 14, 2017

Fruiting

To fill any(or all) orifice(s) of the body with fruit (certain vegetables, such as celery, are also acceptable).

I'm sorry for fruiting you.

I'm in the mood for something kinky. I heard fruiting is fun!!

by The anonymous boy, Billy October 16, 2008

Fruit

Out-of-town dwellers viewed by city folk. (Day trippers). (Tourists).

Country folk in town, dressed in 'day out' clothing. Tourists from foreign parts. Move at a different pace and indifferent to busy locals. Treating all others as the city masses and not individuals. So inadvertently rude at the bar, not engaging with locals and forgetting politeness. On a busy train they will allow one seat for a bag. In a bar they will cut between two people in conversation. Obviously shocked when confronted, as they think they are inoffensive and invisible. That is the most offensive thing about 'Fruit'.

by Dyslexic November 11, 2009

fruit

a euphemism of the commonly censored swear word "fuck"

What the fruit?

You mothafruitin' bastard ass, get your ho-bag self outta my fruitin' house before I call the fruitin' police! I can't believe I let you fruit me!

by Iwantahaveurbaby March 16, 2003