Scottish Rite Freemasonry

The specific area of Freemasonry existing in plain sight home to some of the most foul of the dirtiest blood thirsty deviant perverse Satanic demon posessed portals to hell contriving leery eyed old men in white chaffeur caps who happen to have a thing for young blonde haired blue eyed guys, that being said of which are all extremely homosexual and more extremely closeted, home to where some of the most bizarre rituals are conducted whereupon dead bodies are odiously played with and skulls drank from like some raunchy party at Puff Daddy's. A venerable whorehouse of deceit and ogre like men, its generally a good idea to stay far away from the demon portals.

Ah no wonder that guy in Norway snapped and killed all those innocent people, he was with Scottish Rite Freemasonry.

by 666357J753666 August 23, 2011

Freebasing

A term taken from the drug culture for a spontaneous act for instant gratification. Note: this was a term my wife used without knowing the original true meaning to refer to why she picked up a pecan pie at the super market. She did know the original meaning had something to do with drugs.

When I got home last night I found my girlfriend in the closet freebasing a half gallon of ice cream.

She picked up the pecan pie on the way home because she felt like freebasing.

by don't du it no more October 24, 2009

Freemason's Handshake

A slang term for a hand job.

While sitting in a cramped Chevy Blazer with twelve other people and five cases of beer, she administered the Freemason's Handshake.

by Chevy Blazer Crew '05 October 8, 2005

freetard

someone who justifies everything the phrase "Its a free country" or one similar to it. Also, someone who uses freedom illogically to defend their political position (George Bush)

You: "Quit stepping on the back of my shoe"
Freetard: "It's a free country I do what I wanna"
You: You're such a freetard
---or---
You: Why are we at war in Iraq when they never attacked us?
George Bush: TO DEFEND FREEDOM!
You: I liked you better with your cocaine habit.

by Israel Vibration July 26, 2006

Cheeseburger Freebase

One who is so fat he needs to have an I.V. of cheeseburgers being pumped into his body 24 hours a day. Even through all this, he still finds time to be a fat fuck

Chodey stays getting off on his cheeseburger freebase.

by jorge, graham, and damien November 2, 2006

freebase

n. a form of cocaine similar to crack. it is usually smoked. also spelled as two words free base.
v. to smoke freebase

i was freebasing last night and accidentally burned my eyebrows off.

by minghi May 31, 2003

Freetard

Any person who works through an unpaid break or lunch in an effort to impress management.

Bob is a freetard for working through lunch even though the boss never praises him for anything he does.

by James Earl November 18, 2014