Sarcastic Foreplay

When you know there is not going to be sex but you do it anyway.

I knew nothing was going to happen this weekend so I settled for Insidious and Sarcastic Foreplay.

by ringo2010 September 13, 2011

Thai Foreplay

When you are not sure if the chick has a penis or not and is keeping it in suspense.

This chick is giving me the thai foreplay. I have to know what's down there before we hook up!

by Xachco April 28, 2020

pulled out fireplace

A large looking or cavernous vagina

She's got a fanny like a pulled out fireplace!

by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017

outdoor fireplace

See: California

A place almost entirely covered in fire.

California is a huge outdoor fireplace right now.

by ArtVandelay July 7, 2008

forest foreplay

fooling around with people (of other gender) in the dark woods.
see Big Red
" C.W.

i got me some booty during a game of hide-n-seek while camping, its called forest foreplay.

by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004

Fireplace

A bowl which you smoke marijuana from.

"Man, check out this new fireplace I got it's sure to fill your chimney with smoke."

by Altoecko July 2, 2008

Italian foreplay

Seduction of a significant other using a home cooked meal. The significant other is preferably greeted at the door by the nude chef and made to eat the entire meal before being allowed to continue to afterplay.

Oh man, my girl was bustin' out the Italian foreplay last night...homemade lasagna. And that little apron she was wearing didn't stay on for long.

by redditrix August 27, 2013