Flifter

(as noun): An airborn partical shed from a larger entity, usually a plant or animal, which tends to move towards a person or group of people due to air currents, static charge, or other forces.

(as verb): To be overly affectionate towards. To hover about the target of ones affection in a doting manner. To move in the manner of a flifter.

As we entered the undisturbed room, the air became thick with flifters.

Damn! A flifter just landed in my eye.

The boy often fliftered about the girls he liked to the point of annoyance.

by Jefuslives July 22, 2011

flife

Short for 'fuck life'

dude i just lost my family and my job and my dog... flife.

by boyfrumpluto August 20, 2012

fliflet

A portmanteau of flip and leaflet, fliflet is an all-encompassing term that can be used in the place of nearly any physical object, emotion, or state of being.

It's closest synonym is "smurf".

George: "You're a complete, uh, fliflet!"
Sarah: "You're flifleting! I'm far less of a fliflet than Melissa."
Melissa: "Who me? I ain't no fliflet!"

by manheimsteamroller January 15, 2013

FMIF

Forgive Me, It's Friday

"Dude, that is dumb"
"I am Sorry. FMIF"

by Dementour October 18, 2013

FMILF

An acronym meaning "Future Mother I'd Like to Fuck." A term used to describe a pregnant woman who is very physically attractive.

"Dude, Maria is lookin' real good these days, even though she's 7 months pregnant."

"I hear that bro; a total FMILF."

by BeetsBySchrute December 30, 2014

fmilf

1.Fat man I'd love to fuck. Yes it is used in most situations when you see a reasonable sized man approaching you.
2.It may be also used just to point out afat person without sounding rude.

"Hey shannon look at the fmilf! what a fat fuck."

"Ya man total lard ass."

by lannon May 13, 2005

Fliff

To fliff: Two people place their buttholes together and fart into each other.

I need a girlfriend who will go fliff me.

by mrjswilson February 24, 2008