Flog the flagpole

To masturbate

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole

by StopSpacism November 27, 2022

swimming flagpole

When a ship sinks, the flagpoles become swimming flagpoles.

Look at the swimming flagpole

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Flagpole

A sexual move created by henry the great during the final depression. When a female rides down penis of a male while screaming as loud as possible imitating the sound of a dying banshee. (Disclaimer: penis must be 20 or more feet for this move to work.)

Female: so what do you wanna do
Male: flagpole
*ambulance sirens*

by Dexter5673 June 25, 2021

flagpoling

An act of workout positions where the person stands up straight with another person hanging off of their side. Completely straight which leaves in extremely excruciating pain but is extremely good for the core.

Dude I'm so sore after flagpoling but I feel so much better.

by dfhusdfidfjsifjcvnc July 26, 2017

Flagpoling

The act of two electron clouds interacting in an organic molecule.

That propane molecule is in chair and flagpoling.

by Handlebar Curtis April 28, 2017

Devil's Flagpole

An erect penis.

Ah man, you see Austin in class today. I pledged allegiance to the devil's flagpole in his pants.

by penisandtits558534 February 25, 2018

flagpole jumping

using the attached rope of a flag pole to hang on while swinging yourself over an edge and back

tiffany and i went flagpole jumping for lack of anything else to do

by m'liegh April 11, 2008