Federales

A slang for "Police" or "Federal Officers", used particularly by Hispanics when they are in some deep shit.

Oh shit, Jose - the federales are here!

by Turd III January 18, 2017

Coughing fever

The uncontrollable urge to cough whenever a little bit of smoke enters the room. Usually occurs after one person starts and often infects the entire room.

Man 1- "sniff sniff" Is that smoke?
Man 1- "Cough Cough"
Man 5748932057- "Cough Cough"
Public Speaker- Fuck Coughing fever

by jonward34 May 11, 2009

kevin federline

White trash husband of Britney Spears. Using her fame, he has managed to make a career out of being Mr. Spears. What a douche. I think he probably has Britney's pimples on his ass from her giving him rim jobs. He also split up with Shar Jackson cuz she ain't as rich as Britney.

Did you see Britney's new Husband? No, well his name's Kevin Federline. He lives in a trailer.

by SxY bEAsT February 13, 2005

Fever Pussy

When your bitch just comes down with a cold, and isn't sure yet if she has one but you can tell. So before she gets nasty from her on coming cold you fuck that extra steaming hot, wet pussy.

Yo, she had that bombass fever pussy that made my balls scream, "Yas Lawd!!!" Had to pound it out before that cold she denies takes her out of the game.

by Brizzz1000 March 26, 2017

K-Fever

K-Fever is an effect from snorting too much ketamine, usually resulting in a runny nose, bloodshot eyes, and immense showering sneezes of congealed mucus and horse tranquilliser.

"Bob's come down with K-Fever, it's best we put him down".

"Why is my table covered in white slime?", "Oh, sorry about that, I've got the K-Fever".

by The Crimson Adder December 6, 2009

beard fever

An epidemic marked by lack of sound judgement and mania when activated in carriers of the illness. Symptoms cause individuals of all genders and sexual persuasions to overlook multiple undesirable qualities in a male partner (lack of fitness, poor hygiene, mundane personality, bad sense of humor, and general unattractiveness), if the man of interest has an impressive beard, which is no small feat.

For the purpose of this definition, an "impressive beard" can be operationalized as possessing silky color, soft texture, fullness, and having no ingrowns.

-OMG!!! I just saw the hottest guy on the planet!

-Gross, that was Peter Jackson.
-I LOVE his beard!!

-You've obviously been infected with beard fever.

by Lizz Davis January 9, 2010

Nathan Feuerstein

An extremely talented christian rapper that raps about his struggles and how he got through them to become the person he is today. He is hilarious and is such a great guy. He loves frosted flakes and hates tomatoes, and he usually has a hat on. His concerts are so enjoyable and will be the best experience you’ll ever have. He talks about real things that happened and hows he feels. He’s a real artist and he also doesn’t swear in his songs. We need more people in this world like him.

Wow, there should be more Nathan Feuersteins in this world.

by dinonuggets69 March 19, 2019