facilitree

a tree where you do #1 or #2, when you don't have a proper toilet, and feel the sudden urge to go. usually easier to do #1.

bob: i need to go do some business.
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?

by faciliphobic May 10, 2006

failsomeness

When you Fail Awesomeness.

This word is total failsomeness.

by 0sm0sis April 25, 2009

Facilitize

A horribly incorrect useage of grammar, based on the word facilitate. This word ignorantly runs rampant within Boeing and possibly other corporate entities. Its means, to go make sure that all facilities are in place for an upcoming project.

"John, is stall 1F2 all facilitized? We need that shiz done, hurry the F up!"

"Jesus! Fritz, is it really best practice to facilitize before you even look at the impact of the scenario? Your killing me Fritz."

by ninja787 September 23, 2009

Facism

Used to mean an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organizations. Nowadays it is wildly used by social justice warriors and leftists to silence opinions that they disagree with.

Normal College Students: I don’t think it is necessary to put free feminine products in male bathrooms . It’s wasting money.

Social Justice Warriors: shut up you racist sexist misogynistic homophobic white supremacist. Facism and patriarchy can not exist in this campus!

by Iloveguineapig July 19, 2017

failsmanship

The acknowledgment of someone's failing to perform any given act, usually a mundane one.

Shae's attempt to provide an example for this word resulted in failsmanship because he junked it up so bad.

by skryblz March 25, 2009

Failsaur

1) A term used to describe fail 6-9 year olds in MMO's or forums.

2) Someone who just fails SO MUCH, you'd think they were 5.

Casual WOW raider: We tried the Lich King in 25 man, but the tank was a failsaur pulled, and bubblehearthed.

Forum user: That troll is such i failsaur. I just kow he's 8.

by Failsaur March 7, 2010

facision

A failed decision.

Thanks Obama. If Mitt Romney was elected I never would have made this facision.

by scottandjennymakeaword May 23, 2013