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Immaculate Infection

Contracting HIV/AIDS, herpes or any other STD while celibate.
Vagenda was shocked to hear from the nurse at the free clinic that she done got herself da clap again, even though she ain't been giving it up for no one, no how, for quite some time. Unfortunately, no one bought her Immaculate Infection explanation, not even her minister.
by Asphyxia 8 Mile April 26, 2009
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Immaculate

Johnny Suh of NCT127 is an Immaculate human being, Inside and out. ♡
by johnnysuhimmaculate July 28, 2020
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immaculate infection

immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.
I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.
by St. Mary December 31, 2005
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Ejaculated

To say something quickly, and suddenly. The lesser known definition of Ejulated.
"I'm gonna cum!" he Ejaculated.
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immaculate heart

an all-girls, catholic high school in the hollywood hills, that may have a bad rap, but filled with totally hot chicks.
whoa! dude, did you just see that totally hot girl from immaculate heart? she was blazing hot!
by cubs1988 August 31, 2007
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Ejaculate

1. When you're so aroused that you squirt out semen.
2. The act that separates boys from men.
"Oh man, I just ejaculated on my gf's pussy"
by SwaggyGUpInDisHouse July 3, 2015
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immaculate child

when you have all the symptoms of pregnancy but you are actually NOT pregnant; you are just taking birth control pills. Includes: morning sickness, insane cravings, nausea, back pain, soreness, larger breasts, etc.
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Damn man I'm hungry fo some biscuits, orange soda, and hot dog buns. But I feel mad nauseous. Plus mah boobs hurt."
Twinkie: "OoOo gurl you got knocked up didnt ya?"
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Naw gurl is mah immaculate child."
by miss pimp muffin January 7, 2005
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