Travel size relationships: When one goes somewhere for a specified length of time and finds somebody to sleep with for exactly that length of time. No more, no less. Normally only the traveler is aware of the actual lifespan of the relationship. These relationships are commonly encountered in military communities.
Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.
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He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.
Rick: Who's she dating now?
Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.
Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.
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Mackie: “take your shit back I don’t love you”
*2 hours later*
Alexis: “I miss you baby”
Mackie: “I love you so much”
Their friends: “that’s definitely a toxic relationship”
Mackie: “take your shit back I don’t love you”
*2 hours later*
Alexis: “I miss you baby”
Mackie: “I love you so much”
Their friends: “that’s definitely a toxic relationship”
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I was so relationship horny at the game last night. All my friends were making out with their dates and I was just standing there.
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