Darrencrissidyumpchious

To use that fact of Darren Criss' amazing sexyfullness as and adjective.

Fangirl1: "Omg, did you see that new kid at school, HE'S SO HOT"
Fangirl2: "OMG YES I DID. He's so Darrencrissidyumpchious!! <3 "

by The ColferSexual/Ginger November 19, 2011

dwarfrents

when your parents wear tight, old fashion jeans (classic boot leg cut) that make them look like dwarfs..

sara "whoa moms pants are kinda tight..."
ashley "yeah they kinda make her look like a dwarf.... oh man we have dwarfrents...."

by sevenspring's bodacious boobie October 13, 2010

Darren Ross

A very depressed yet sexy player who gets clout from his fire beats

Hey man, I'm feeling like Darren Ross right now after that party

by DrDrip June 24, 2019

pulling a Darren Criss

Forgetting the lyrics to a song you wrote while you are performing it

I wrote this song, but when I sang it in front of my friends, I felt like I was totally pulling a Darren Criss!

by Animista March 22, 2016

Dwarven Breakfast

Vomit, esp "on-the-fly" Roman style where puking is merely a bump in the road of a long party-night. A popular term among role-playing nerds and convention attendees.

"After 23 beers, I've had a dwarven breakfast and I'm ready for more!"

by Cold1s January 21, 2010

Darren Schumacher

Facebook character who specialises in picking up cheap sluts using his fake name so they never know who really gave them the STDs they get from him.

Man, James picked up Nicki if Real AFL Alliance and gave her the clap and now she can’t find him because he Darren Schumacher’d her.

by Darren Shoemaker James Bennett April 9, 2020

Darren

Often used to describe someone who is either very smart or very funny.

James: your such a darren!
D-Mully: lololololololololo

by ilovetheuzi March 27, 2008