ding dong dooley

This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.

The bitch was complaining that
her old man cant get it up! She
calls him---ding dong dooley.

by Dirty Dave May 13, 2005

Dooley

1.) Of delecate intellect

2.) A person who is described as: self-important, condecending, often and blatently incorrect, and generally a douchebag

A Dooley is someone who will treat those that they deem beneat them like crap, not listen to what they say, and then get angry when the information that he should have listend to was acctually pertinent to a problem.

by Whyt March 14, 2010

Dooley

1.) Of delecate intellect

2.) A person who is described as: self-important, condecending, often and blatently incorrect, and generally a douchebag

A Dooley is someone who will treat those that they deem beneat them like crap, not listen to what they say, and then get angry when the information that he should have listend to was acctually pertinent to a problem.

by Whyt March 14, 2010

Dooley

The local prostitute of a small town that only gets her satisfaction from killing little children then consuming their insides. You can spot a Dooley out from a crowd of whores by her distinctive eye patch and matching wand. The only way to kill a Dooley is to have Charlie Sheen cut off her head and sacrifice it to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for some more tiger blood.

"That Dooley is one crazy hoe, I think I might need some Sheen"

by bigdogchoppers December 28, 2011

Dooley

The act of expressing extreme optimism regarding a subject in direct contradiction of all evidence and logic.

He said this project is on track and the status is green? He's obviously taking a dooley!

by jdubbya November 3, 2011

Dooley

Drugs, Tabs, Buds, blotter, pills, hits

Me and Skeeter scored a couple dooleys

by Skeeeeeeter March 19, 2008

doubley

twice as many without saying double

first we had to go to the assembly now we have to go back to class!! this day is doublely gay.

by brandon December 27, 2004