crank up the diarrhea dial

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013

Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea

Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuim. It is like (Diarrhea) except it's flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occour at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occours, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or atleast away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occuring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds.

After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people.

by Dr. Ryan Currie Sucks! May 13, 2005

Explosive Diarrhea

To have diarrhea that is so compact and air tight in your anal cavity, that as soon is your buns touch the seat, your asshole explodes like a 12-gauge shotgun and you can hear the cries of 1000 virgins as the shit flies from your ass.

"Tom got so nervous before his big show he had explosive diarrhea and shit all over himself."

by Bofish December 22, 2008

diarrhea island

The correct answer for all Jeopardy questions.

Alex: "A resolution passed in 1888 determined that this state would be spelled differently than it is pronounced aloud."
Contestant: "What is diarrhea island, Alex."

by Sugar-Lips Habasi August 16, 2009

Diarrhea Balloon

When you fill a water balloon with your own diarrhea and throw it at someone, drenching them in your own feces.

John wanted to get revenge on Pete because he had screwed his wife the night before, so he decided to throw a Diarrhea Balloon at him.

by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014

Diarrhea Dog

A hot dog that has been acquired from a dubious source (often a gas station or convenience store) that commonly leads to loosened stools.

Dave - "Are you doing okay man?"
Adam - "Not at all! I had a diarrhea dog from Speedway and need a toilet immediately."

by Gramamanamanees August 31, 2016

Brain Diarrhea

An affliction where a constant stream of crap spews out of a person's mouth.

Peep1: Wow that guy just doesn't know when to shut up.
Peep2: Lol, some people say whatever they think whenever they think it.
Peep3: Ya, he has Brain Diarrhea.

by jazsd August 27, 2013