Dildonic

(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.

Participate in life, don't live a dildonic existence.

by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009

dildon't

An umbrella term for every dildo in the sex shop, you are frequenting, that is bigger than your own penis.

CUSTOMER: "Excuse me sir, my girlfriend and I are after one of your finest dildos, but all we see is a wall full of dildon't s."

CLERK: "Terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?"

by benwithacapitalb January 7, 2012

dildont

A dildo that should NOT be used. Some can be wrapped in barbed wire, be on fire, sometimes razor blades are attached. Commonly used by Nazis against the Jews during the Holocaust.

Hitler: We need an alternate use of death for the Jews! Bullets cost and our gas bill is too high!
Nazi Soldier: Our scientists are working on anew torture device, the Dildont.

by DildoMastuh September 2, 2013

DILDOO

Dad I'd Like to Do Over & Over

Dude, beckham is a DILDOO he is so hot when he is carrying his kid.

by liberty bell123 May 7, 2008

Dildoodling

Noodling for catfish with a 3" dildo stuck in your ass completely surrounded by the sphincter and is not visible to the human eye.

I went dildoodling with my cousin larry after he told me how awesome it was.

by cunnelangus September 27, 2011

dildon’t

A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.

I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.

by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017

Dildoofus

A dildoofus is a simple assed person with a nose that’s reminiscent of a penis.

Pinocchio 🤥 is the biggest dildoofus I know.

by Squankorman May 28, 2019