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That guy is dildonic
dildonic by Hired Gun August 8, 2003
An adjective that describes any object that refers to or resembles the shape and form of a Dildo. Commonly used whilst describing architecture, or electronics.
Does anybody else think that tower looks slightly dildonic?

I'm not touching that remote, that thing is dildonic!
Dildonic by DoutcheBag December 28, 2010
An adjective pertaining to the acts of being an annoying idiot. Ie: if someone is acting like a dildo, they are being dildonic.

As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.
Man, that customer was a complete dildonic.
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!
dildonic by stealthpenguin June 19, 2004
(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.
Participate in life, don't live a dildonic existence.
Dildonic by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009
To be almost as annoying/cancerous ad the bubonic plague
Man Jack was being Dildonic
dildonic by RemixModding November 29, 2016
Word to describe dick shaped objects
“Noah please describe what this looks like
“It looks dildonic”