dicktionary

the kid in school who is really smart and knows everything as if he was a dictionary but they're a dick about it

1: ackshually its spelled supercalafajalistickespeealadojus
2: your such a dicktionary

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Urban Dicktionarist

idiots who make up terms here about american politics and embracing their political frustration, instead of creating useful terms here, regardless of political views

-Have you seen how many stupid new words Tracey submitted here?
-Yea, and those are all about his whining on politics instead of saying anything useful
-He is truly an Urban Dicktionarist

by regulareverydaymothafucka January 12, 2021

jonathan's big dicktionary

It is every single word ever learned by Jonathan, stored safely inside his enormous heads....

Immediately following his rap battle versus the well known rap king Skittles , Jonathan referenced Jonathan's BIG DICKtionary to ensure he had the vastest array of word combination

by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020

Dicktionarian

The type of asshole who posts their name, or the name of someone else and redundant compliments, or insults respectively on the popular website, "Urban Dictionary." This severely clogs up the system, and can usually be noticed by a screen name comprised of spammed nonsense.

Around 90% of the created words on the Urban Dictionary are from complete dicktionarians. Thus making it nearly impossible to get in the 10% of actual slang.

by DivineBreeze May 4, 2015

Dickaroono

I really like doin' the old dickaroono

Please just accept this retarded definition. dickaroono

by Mr. AAAAAAA February 20, 2021

Urban Dicktionary Orgasm

Is the feeling when one of many words you submitted was accepted and published.

You tried and tried and tried then finally .....resulted to Urban dicktionary orgasm. Oh god !!!#fireworks#champaign#

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 19, 2020

Dicktionary

An overwhelmingly long list of sexual positions, phrases, and euphemisms. Usually made up custom definitions. These are mostly common in men but some women have them as well. These are VERY apparent during late-night info-mercials promoting male and female enhancements.

When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.

James: Yea I gave Karen a high voltage shocker followed by a sour apple altoid.

Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.

James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.

Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?

James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.

by BigTimer5 December 25, 2009