dessert dick

Dessert dick: when a man goes without sex or be in a sexual position for a long time

Man my girl finna give make me have dessert dick bruh

by trapo100 October 7, 2016

Just Desserts

When a girl kisses you immediately after she swallows your load.

Jan: "So, did Greg make you swallow again last night?"
Marcia: "Yeah, but I kissed him right after, ha."
Jan: "Sounds like he got his just desserts, hahaha."

by Doc Irysch December 24, 2009

canadian dessert

Attractive girl in yellow pants.

Damn Alexandra, I'm ready for my candain dessert once we get back to your place!

by NANA HAZELSTUFF April 6, 2005

The Dessert Bar

When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.

I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar

by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019

Dessert Slut

Dessert Slut: Someone who is virtuous in every way, until the dessert cart is rolled out.

She doesn't drink, smoke or swear, but put a piece of pie in front of her and she turns into a real dessert slut.

by Rickdb April 26, 2011

Desserts extraordinaire

The sampling of desserts that usually takes place at a Buffett setting involving two or more people with exceptional taste buds. Numerous desserts are sampled and rated by flavor, texture, and color. The desserts are placed in order of best to worst, the best two are usually consumed while the others are generally discarded.

Let's go to Golden Corral for desserts extraordinaire.

by Interdimp July 31, 2015

Hot Dessert

n./v.tr.
To ejaculate into a full rectum after which point one proceeds to pull out and spread the buttocks. Upon achieving relaxation of the anus one may proceed to utilize the tongue in order to scoop out the feces freshly topped with semen.
Serves up to 4.
Caution: May contain peanuts.

A: Hey I'm heading to Alberto's for a Hot Lunch and maybe an Alabama Hot Pocket. Wanna join us?

D: No thanks! I'm meeting up with Vlad. He wants to try my Hot Dessert again. Hopefully it turns out this time. Last time it was a little runny and we didn't even have any napkins. He had to use his shirt to wipe off his face after he licked my serving dish clean. Anyway I thought you weren't talking to Alberto anymore after the whole Angry Pirate thing.

by Dyl Busto September 18, 2010