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Decorative Towel

Towels that the woman (or feminine man) of the house hangs up for decorative purposes (normally seasonal). You can not dry dishes with them, dry your hands with them, use them after a shower, or look at them too hard unless of course you want to get bitched at.
Woman: Honey where did my decorative towel with the cute snowman go?
Man: I used it to dry off the dog
Woman: WTF!?! THOSE TOWELS ARE TOO NICE FOR YOU TO BE USEING THEM FOR ANYTHING USEFUL!!!
Man: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU A THIRD BLACK EYE YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO!!!
by Fugus June 13, 2012
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decrackenated

n: A person who displays actions, emotions not of a stereotypical white male. One who emulates cultures of a darker skin color than white.

adj: Emulating cultures of a darker skin than white
Yo, whats up decrackenated?

That boy is way too decrackenated than he should be.
by Willy Wonka February 25, 2004
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You are so much like a dedranae.

Look at that girl's ass she looks like a dedranae.
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painters and decorators

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.
Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.
by barncat July 7, 2006
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