detective douche

Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza

Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"

by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017

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detective silk milk

the full name is professional self promo detective silk milk, she detects any self promo and will shut it down ON SIGHT! she is highly educated in memes and can understand literally any reference because she’s just smart like that.Shes also the nicest and funniest person you will ever meet and if you don’t agree, you belong to da STREETS and that’s on that luv.

person 1: omg this person sent me the funniest memes they’re so sweet
person 2: that’s definitely detective silk milk

by igot.s.t.d.s December 27, 2019

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Detective Danti

The best detective in the world, capable of solving any crime.

Hey did you hear? Detective Danti solved who found the cookie in the cookie jar.

by Best Detective November 10, 2020

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Detective Shitshow

A term to describe someone who is dumb or annoying when they state/realize something obvious. Normally said sarcastically.

Dumb friend: Wait, humans are mammals!??!?
You: No way detective shitshow

by Legs4DaysAndDays November 18, 2022

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Detective Conan

Detective Conan, the grandfather of One Piece, was created some time when your granddad was born. It follows the story of Jimmy/Shinichi Kudo, a Japanese Sherlock Holmes, and how he lived in fame with hella bitches n cash, just for him to be turned into a first grader by the yakuza/mafia/cartel.

Detective Conan was created to test and challenge how many times a 7 year old can hold someone at gun point, be held at gun point, or fall out of a car or building within 1000 episodes and like 30 movies and specials.

Nigga 1: Hey! I just finished one piece, I need another 1000 episode anime to dedicate my time and energy to!

Nigga 2: Nah, watch Detective Conan. The quality sucks ass but I can't stop watching

by LmaoGodtIer April 12, 2023

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