dead

Describing (usually) a joke or something else that is meant to be funny, that is no longer entertaining, is no longer popular or is otherwise bad. Can be used to describe the joke or as a one word response to a joke

Person A tells a poor joke
Person B: Man, that joke is so dead
Person C: Dead

by mario64325 October 05, 2014

dead

no fun

dude, this girl won,t come out of their house... maybe she's dead!

by curved shit August 15, 2003

dead

verb. to kill as subject matter.

john kerry: i still think i won the election.
george w: let's just dead that junx you hippie trash.
john kerry: *sob*

by marduk420 November 24, 2004

dead

the condition resulting when a male with a huge member shags the life out of a chick.

i shagged the chick and she was dead. The end

by Fricky Naughty March 08, 2005

dead

wat ur like when u sleep

he slept in until 5 in the afternoon, seemed like he was dead

by loco asshole February 14, 2005

dead

A word a lot of my black friends use in between almost every word. Kind of like the way white ppl say "like"

Nikki : Yo what happ. at the park??
Reesy : Dem niggas dead jumped all dem cause dey dead was talkinn shit and dey dead gawt jumped for dhat. Dead ass. And dey dead desrved it too.

by YaGirlResaa August 01, 2009

dead

an exclamation to be used when something humorous occurs, or one finds oneself in a humorous situation, but one is too cool to laugh.

"I thought hurricane season was over!"
"Yeah that's what I thought with my last husband!"
"I'm so dead."

by harricane February 27, 2015