Daddy Devito

Daddy Devito is the best daddy. He’s better than Daddy Trump only because he’s met One Direction. Daddy Devito is the sexiest mofo because he’s dummy thiqq with two q’s. He’s one of the few people that deserve a Simone mug and Jess occasionally feeds Daddy Devito’s pet fish Vivek some Daddy Dorito crisps

Paul: Damn that man looks like he was crafted by angels! What’s his name

Louis: Why, that fine specimen is Daddy Devito. We should give him a Simone mug

by alrightalrightdaddeh January 21, 2020

Daddy Monkey

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.

You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.

by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021

forest daddy

The infamous Hozier is an irish indie rock singer. His music makes you feel like laying in a river in the middle of the forest to contemplate life. His music is absolutely underrated and he deserves to be known for his other music and not just take me to church
He's tall, has long gorgeous hair, and smexy

Hozier is the one and only forest daddy

by crackasscrackdad June 18, 2020

Daddy Dale

The greatest high school assistant principal in history. Known for his strict enforcement of dress code policies, specifically shaving.

"Yo dude, what happened to your beard?"
"Daddy Dale sent me to the office to shave"

by ILoveMidway May 14, 2016

ur daddy lesbian

A small change up to the most powerful insult known to mankind (ur mom gay lol). The user of this insult will become a God in human form and the person being roasted will literally have their soul obliterated and their dead body evaporated.

Jeff: My nam-
Steve: BOI, I'm boutta to flame you with that wack ass hair line and those fake ass yee-
Jeff: ur daddy lesbian
Steve: *plummets off the face of the Universe*

by ihavenowilltolive March 6, 2018

daddy issues

The result of a messed up relationship with one's father, or having an absent father. Results in younger women chasing older men and even seeking mistreatment in some cases.

I was dating a 24 year old when I was 38 but I didn't try to dress young. I was just a major alcoholic and she was the daughter of an alcoholic and had major daddy issues.

Once I sobered up she lost interest and I got creeped the fuck out thinking about the psychology of it all.

by Chaotichamster April 6, 2017

hard daddy

A dominant male who is controlling to his submissives.

Bruto is such a hard daddy disciplining his submissives!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016