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Facebook diarrhea

The case where someone can't stop themselves from posting every insignificant thought or occurrence to their Facebook status. Similar to diarrhea of the mouth but for social networks.
Joe: Damn, Jill changes her Facebook status like every 5 minutes!

Mary: I know, That skank has Facebook diarrhea.
by Shaft_in_DC April 15, 2009
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diarrhea

Analogous to vomit, exiting from the anus. Often accompanied by a singed asshole.
Random: Do farts have lumps?
Me: Na dude, I think you just diarrhea'd
Random: Mate, diarrhea doesn't have a verb form
Me: I'd be more worried about that shit running down my leg if I were you.
by Haydizzler April 21, 2011
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fire engine diarrhea

Diarrhea that spews from the anus like water from a firehose
Nick had fire engine diarrhea after dinner at Loco's
by cg115 August 22, 2010
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Explosive Diarrhea

Not always from eating too much of the wrong foods which is usually relieved and ends with 1 incident of it.

Can be a prolonged horrid condition that usually comes about from a bad bacterial stomach/intestional virus. A violent exploding stream of liquid that feels like hot foamy lava shooting from your poor poop hole along with mild to severe abdominal cramping. A frothy water that will range from shades of dark brown to a pale yellow. Depending on the cause it can last from just one incident where you get immediate relief, to 3 to 4 days until a doctor has to give you an RX to stop the awful stuff. The stream is so forceful it blasts against the toilet water forcefully causing a violent splash sending the soiled stinky water up all over your poor butt cheeks, and underside of toilet seat. Usually always accompanied by a very putrid pungent odor that you feel the need to grab the nearest towel while you are still stranded on the toilet bowl, or if not available, a wad of toilet paper to cover your nose until you can hurridly leave the bathroom.

The (danger) of this condition is DEHYDRATION. It is important to not let it run on and to sip on water thru-out the day until a couple of days after it subsides. Also accompanied by noisy bowels sounds as if a war is going on inside your poor lower abdominal area along with excessive very LOUD blasting explosive gassed up farts, queasy stomach discomfort, and severe weakness if it goes on for over 24 hours.
Gosh! While I was sick I had that awful exploding diarrhea that left me feeling so weak I could hardly move!
by Cathie February 27, 2004
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Diarrhea Cutter

An anus.
Stupid random woman- "Hey look it's my dog."

Stupid random woman- "Lets rub the dog's belly."

Stupid random woman- "Hmmmm my dog is acting strange oh I know let's check his diarrhea cutter!"

Intelligent dog- "Oh man here it comes !"

Stupid random woman- "HOLY DIARRHEA CUTTER, LIQUEFIED FECES IS EVERYWHERE AND MY WHOLE $1 PRE-WORN SHIRT IS RUINED ! NOW I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS POWER WASHING ALL PARTS OF MY MOUTH !"
by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 24, 2021
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Explosive Diarrhea

When someone can't stop shitting themselves or continuously shitting themselves!
Stacey had curry and now has explosive diarrhea
by TheDeadInside May 4, 2023
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Chodey Spray Diarrhea

When you shit your pants on the bus and then you have to take a detour to a middle school bathroom.
Dang marcus I hope you didn't chodey spray diarrhea!
by ObamaGladiator September 17, 2020
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