Cummy corner

When you ejaculate on the corner of an unused bed in a hotel room so the cleaning lady doesn't change the sheets and the next patron gets a crusty surprise!

"How was your stay?"

"Good! I gave that bed a cummy corner for the next guy to enjoy!!"

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by Drdog August 17, 2016

Cummelier

Someone who can tell apart many varied tastes of semen

She was such a Cummelier; she could tell when her boyfriend changed to low tar cigarettes

by Eugenix October 8, 2016

cummer

when a tweet blows up

phrase made popular by twitter user @laswagna

Dude that tweet was such a cummer!
Yeah fr dude it got 107k likes

by stormyluna March 15, 2021

cummies

sperm. nut. milk. seed. children.

can i have some cummies daddy?

by gayman445 April 11, 2022

The British are cumming, the British are cumming

A sex move. When a woman is getting gang banged by multiple British men. Right before all the men ejaculate on the woman, she yells, "The British are cumming, the British are cumming."

Terry yelled "The British are cumming, the British are cumming" right before Jeff and 4 other British men simultaneously came upon her face and luscious breasts.

by Thats_funny69 December 27, 2010

Cummies

The liquid substance that comes out when you have an orgasm.

Senpai smack my ass and fill me with your heavenly cummies! ヽ(☉ᗜ☉)ﾉ

by DannyTheScoob June 26, 2016

Cumming

Something that feels great. The climax of sex or masturbation.

Person 1: I'm cumming
Person 2: I'm swallowing.

by Clit Slayer August 17, 2016