crankpot

A noun used to label someone who is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Someone who is depressed or angry, and pretty much an all around Bitch.

Raging Alcoholic 1: Did you see that guy just yell at the bartender for putting too much ice in his glass?

Raging Alcoholic 2: Yeah, he is being a total crankpot!

by Team Crankpot March 7, 2008

crank that gallagher

ejaculate in a chick's mouth so that they puff up with jizz, then hit her cheeks with your cock (aka the sledge-o-matic) so that it sprays all over. caution: first row audience may get wet

i was in the first row of the crank that gallagher last night and i didn't have a raincoat

by austingale March 8, 2008

crank dat shit

Turn the music up, please. i like it

Yo, dats my jam! CRANK DAT SHIT UPP!

by Lateesha bo beesha August 17, 2007

crank pull

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.

Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go

Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face

by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009

Crank Craters

Refers the the large sores meth-users get on their face after picking. Picking is either caused by tweaking or the hallucinations that bugs are crawling under your skin.

tweakingpickingcracknecrank craters

by Miss Speedy March 29, 2011

Crank a Deutch

To take a massive dump. to shit.

Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.

by hambone. October 28, 2011