Comedian

Nic Gibbon & Jacob Martin

Those cunts are Fuckn comedians

by Marto1710 March 1, 2020

Sit-down comedian

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

by guyomalley February 27, 2011

comediatic

describes a person that is very funny, could be a comedian.

Matt Giraud is so comediatic when he bubbletweets.

by idolrox May 24, 2010

situ comoedia syndrome

Situ comoedia syndrome is characterised by trying to turn everything into an interaction similar to a sitcom subconsciously. They will also be accompanied by imagining laugh tracks in the back of their mind, this usually comes with bad social skills and lack of friends as they will say things they don't mean to make it a comedic interaction.

Jack: Did you know Kikbai has situ comoedia syndrome?
Kikbai: Speaking of syndromes, my grandma passed away when a bowling ball hit her in the head.
Jack: Did the family sue the bowling alley?
Kikbai: Bowling alley? This was at a public pool.
Jack: Did that actually happen?
Kikbai: No, I was just kidding my grandma is fine.

by realconditions December 27, 2022

Schrodinger's Comedian

A person, usually a comedian, who depending on the reaction of the audience call their jokes "a call out to the deep truth people are too afraid to say" or "a satire of people who agree with the joke" when it's typically just offensive/shock humour.

An extension of Schrodinger’s douchebag.

James: That comedian on TV said black people shouldn't speak out about oppression!
Molly: She was making fun of people who think like that.
James: But she said on the news that she was calling out the truth?
Molly: Goddammit she's a Schrodinger's Comedian.

by personline January 2, 2022

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The link for the GIF of the cat taking off their glasses, except it's missing the "http ://" part.

Little Timmy: "I used inspect element, selected the cat gif, and it sent me to 'media3.giphy.com/media/iEivb6DyFoJJm/100.webp'! How cool is that, Mom?"

Mom: "Your father and I are getting a divorce."

by WMGXX August 28, 2023

thalidomide comedian

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.

"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004