Cockshield

When you cockblock yourself intentionally to get away from, or dismiss, unwanted pussy.

I was walking in the mall today and saw Sally; she came up to me, but I had to cockshield myself because she was overweight.

by Yames Blue June 29, 2011

cockschmoe

1. A lowly, bitter person; an individual who acts in a base or ugly manner.

2. (v.) To act in the manner of a cockshmoe; to behave in a vulgar, inappropriate way.

3. (adj.) An act or person in a state of being a cockschmoe.

1. "I knew that the family had warped Nestor throughout his childhood, but I'm still surprised that he showed up at the party and acted like such a loathsome cockschmoe."

2. "Everything was fine until Joe's ex-wife showed up and cockschmoed up his life, but good."

3. "I tried to watch that new Fox reality show, but I felt quesy after five minutes -- it was totally cockschmoe."

by Omar G. December 3, 2003

Cocksaddle

A condom

Hey baby let me slide on this cocksaddle and you can ride all night long.

by bigdaddyfatsacks January 25, 2010

Cocksimity

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.

Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."

by workjunkie January 22, 2014

cocksalt

When you shoot your load across a mirror and let it dry and then line it up with a razor blade for your friends to snort...

That was a Fat line of Cocksalt you just did!

by shubacca2 March 25, 2017

Cockshut

1. English dialect meaning evening twilight.

2. English slang meaning when your slut cuts off the poon access and you ain’t getting any pussy for one reason or another.

1. What a beautiful cockshut it is tonight.

2. The bish done gone cockshut on me after she caught me looking at snap nudes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Bumper Cocks

Bumper Cock - A cocktail based on white sambuca and whiskey, similar to an Anaconda, but served with soda water and/or fruit juice, can be long or short.

The barman asked me how much soda I wanted in my bumper cocks, I told him to “fill ‘em sky high”.

by Priz-n-wallet January 10, 2020