Creckon

When you stub your toe on the wall corner.

... I just creckoned :'(
Don't creckon while you walk around the corner... it hurts!

by ShadeHawk October 17, 2011

dick checkout counter

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic

Bizznatch is the dick checkout counter!

by ryan September 6, 2004

Cleck

The image that pops in your mind when you think of a hot model. He is super intelligent, and can name any kind of cheez-it. He's super fast, and super strong, but can really melt your heart if he wants to.

Wow, I just saw this really hot kid, it must be Cleck!

by cleck May 31, 2015

The Kansas city Hotelroom Checkout

The act of a quick Hotelroom checkout.

How to us the Kansas city Hotelroom checkout. Take a girl to a hotel make sure she is the one to check in. Make sure they have chairs with arms and legs on them. Tie her to the chair with rope and velcro tiedowns or hand cuffs. You will need a vibrator. Stay a while and us the vibrator. Then with out warning stick it inside her, use her socks, panties or what ever you can find to make sure it stays inside. Call for room servise and ask for clean sheets. Then go to the door wait till she asks you where are you going then just close the door and leave. Then wait outside in the parkinglot to see how she likes the room servise.

by Mrs. hotel April 10, 2008

clickorama

Clicking on graphic

The panorama visiblly conceptualised a clickorama creating a minor drama.

by Hercolena Oliver December 28, 2008

checkoutbot

A checkoutbot is a humanoid appearing object behind a counter at a checkout register that appears to be human but in fact is so heavily controlled by regulations and policies it is in fact no longer capable of acting like a human being and for all intents and purposes is nothing but a mindless robot.

I got a 1$ extrabucks coupon at CVS yesterday and tried to buy a bottle of seasoning with it, but the checkoutbot at the counter said the coupon wads for 1$ and the seasoning was "Only 99 cents" so it would not let me use the coupon when I refused to buy anything more. So I could not make a 99 cent purchase with a 1$ coupon because the checkoutbot was so devoid of human logic and reasoning it was incapable of taking any intelligent action.

by doc strangelove! September 4, 2011

Clickology

The keystrokes that are used to work within a particular software application.

They gave us one hour session on the clickology of the new web designer that is being implemented.

by entphilo August 28, 2012