Ben Crouse

Ben Crouse, is a bitch ass Arabic nigga who likes to fart in your god damn face. His slut mom likes to yell at him while he's jacking off to his poop and pee fetish. He is also imfamously known for yelling "Joe mama" during an English class.

"Dude, is that the Ben Crouse? The one that yelled 'Joe mama' in class???"

"HELL YEAH IT IS, THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"

"Bro, he's probably gay..."

by Alphacuremom69 May 25, 2020

Crouse

To consistently not show up to important events and lie about whereabouts. Act like your too busy to be somewhere. Constant disregard for friendship. To leave someone hanging or screw over.

(noun) Your such a crouse for not showing up for class today.
(verb) Dude you really croused me today.

(verb) Be at my house tomorrow morning at 7am, and don't you crouse on me.
(adjective) No you cant borrow my car because you are too crouse.

by John (definently not Balls) October 23, 2013

The Chosen One

The main character of Interplay / Black Isle's Post-Nuclear Role Playing Game, Fallout 2. He/She is the descendant of the Vault Dweller from the first Fallout, and is charged with a mission to save his/her dying village by searching for a G.E.C.K. (Garden Eden Creation Kit), which can restore the village, and pratically replace it with a grand town.

"You are the Chosen One. You must save Arroyo." -Elder of Arroyo

by Delf March 14, 2004

choules

i beast of a man, balls the size of a mans head. If you threaten him he will not back down or tap out till he is dead. He is a sex god that makes many girls beg to stop without even starting the deed.

man you are not even near big enough to beat a choules

by sidewinder1995 November 30, 2011

Choose

What Puerto Ricans wear on their feet

"'Ey mang! Check out my new pair of choose!"

by Ryouba August 5, 2005

doogie chowser

Slang for chew, chaw, dip, dig, digggle. Originated in the Seattle area and then spread like a forest fire across the country.
Commonly used by boozers. The most popular Doogie Chowser is the 49 cent grizzly.

"Hey man, I freaking hate losing at baseball, gimme a doogie chowser to ease my anxiety.

by Cloverland November 21, 2004

The chosen one

A movie/TV show/video game cliche in which a legend says that a character in has been chosen by destiny to preform a task that nobody else can perform. It is the epitome of ultimate power.

In The Legend Legend of Zelda, Link is the chosen one.

by Light Joker August 4, 2004