chronomentrophobia

1. the fear of clocks
2. the fear of time

My chronomentrophobia has me thinking I ain't got much time left, so I've got to funk you now.

by funkboy77 January 4, 2010

chronolonsky

Another word for chronic or high grade marijuana. I.E High times weed. Pronounced kron-o-lon-skee

"Lets smoke some chronolonsky!"
"That's some bomb chronolonsky!"

by chronic420 September 14, 2009

Chronocide

The act of killing time.

The employee was fired for committing chronocide when he was supposed to be working.

by Xnyper May 5, 2010

chernobyl chili dog

Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.

The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!

by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013

chernobush

A forest of pubic hair so over grown and unkempt the genitals are fully hidden; a bush as untouched as Chernobyl since 1986.

"Dude, how was she last night?"
"Well she was cute in the face, but when she took off her pants she had a total chernobush. I got out of there as soon as I could before the radiation poisoning got to me."

by epic-game-maker-upper April 2, 2015

Dropping a Chernobyl

Taking a smelly, prolonged shit while your friend is sitting in a sauna that is in close proximity

Ethan had no regard for Lucas, he scarred him for life when he was dropping a Chernobyl

by Ethanu February 9, 2020

Chronoptimist

Someone who always underestimates the time necessary to complete a task or project. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Linda only scheduled three hours to shoot our first corporate video. What a frickin’ chronoptimist.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009