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On the outside a happy, kind, funny, pretty girl who cares a bit too much and wants to help out as much as she can. On the inside she sometimes can take things to seriously and gets worked up and upset over tiny things. Might have anxiety and never feels good about her self even though she is beautiful.
Person one: did u see her?!
Person two: yeah, her names cariss and she’s just amazing
Cariss by car1ss March 30, 2019
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sexiest fucking girl alive. u can't look away from her face SHES SO PERFECT. FUCK.
jack: holy shit... she just said yes to go to prom with me!!
steven: dude ur so lucky... she's so fucking sexy her name must be Calista
Calista by junkyxoxoxo January 15, 2021

Blando Calrissian 

Any one of the majority of people in the world that have no distinguishing characteristics or traits that make them interesting or compelling. Most Blando Calrissians have little to no life ambition outside of a dull, steady job, do not understand most forms of humor apart from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Dane Cook, or that guy with the fucking puppets, and do not enjoy thinking about anything characterized as “deep.” A common test to identify Blando Calrissians consists of the query, “What kind of music do you like?” to which they respond, “Oh, I like everything.” They often express and/or act upon the urge to “get married and have kids” around 23 years of age. May also be referred to as “Blandos.”
Friend 1: How was Joe’s party last weekend?

Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.
Blando Calrissian by yrkh8tr May 26, 2010
The one that you love the most no matter her actual name, she’s the one that got away and you’d do anything to get her back but you know deep down you can’t but you’ll still try for her even when she gets someone new.
I really miss my Carissa I can’t believe I let her get away💔
Carissa by Drewsickle June 22, 2018
This word is used to exlpain when something is not a good thing, an object a poem whatever..
Punk guy 1: this stupid guitar doesn't work at all..
Punk guy 2: Yeah it's fu&k/n6 calish...
calish by some someone August 9, 2006
French Canadian swear extensively used by french citizens of the provice of Quebec, Canada. Depending on the situation, it can imply different things, but in most cases it can be defined as fuck or damn.

The actual word caliss, originated from calisse, which is a religious cup use to drink wine by the priest performing the Christian ceremony. Most of the French Canadian swears originated from religious items.
"Ma t'en calisser une" - is this sentence, "caliss" has been verbalized and would mean "Im going to fucken hit you"

"Je m'en caliss" - is this sentence, "caliss" would be used to add more impact to the phrase and means "I don't give a fuck"

"Caliss de chien sale" - is this sentence, "caliss" would mean fuck or damn, which would translate this sentence to "fucken bastard" (in French Canadian "chien sale" means bastard, but if we take it word by word, chien sale would translates to "dirty dog" / chien=dog, sale=dirty )

"Caliss" - caliss can also be used by itself, which would translate to fuck or damn.
caliss by Paul Bonnom December 25, 2008