A girl with lots of glamour, but too shortsighted and shortminded to recognize it. Rejects diamonds, takes sugar instead. Resorts to violence when you call her out, but one can easily withstand it. Good at certain topics, horrible at others. Loves to have thrills, but not scary ones. Probably eats kid meals to stay skinny. Most likely speaks a foreign language, but very badly. Says things like "gracias" to the waiter at the Italian restaurant.
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"Ask the god damn canner."
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A canner is that one person who can… but never actually does. They’ll hype you up with “I’m in!” and then vanish faster than your gym motivation on a Monday morning. Basically, a professional yes-sayer turned ghost-player.
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A canner is that one person who can… but never actually does. They’ll hype you up with “I’m in!” and then vanish faster than your gym motivation on a Monday morning. Basically, a professional yes-sayer turned ghost-player.
Mahesh: "Let's speak around 10 pm?"
(will forget to call or will call around 12 am ;p)
“Bro, count me in for Goa!”
– said every canner ever
“I’ll invest in your startup, just send the deck.”
– Translation: canner detected, do not disturb.
Friend: “Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow.”
You: “Sure!”
(Next day: silence, unread messages, and an untagged Insta story) → classic canner move.
(will forget to call or will call around 12 am ;p)
“Bro, count me in for Goa!”
– said every canner ever
“I’ll invest in your startup, just send the deck.”
– Translation: canner detected, do not disturb.
Friend: “Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow.”
You: “Sure!”
(Next day: silence, unread messages, and an untagged Insta story) → classic canner move.
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