Callum is an amazing,sexy and fit man. If you get a Callum your lucky to have him and keep hold of him. He is very good with words and makes girls laugh 24/7 and always knows what to say. When a Callum finds that one girl he will make her feel like a queen and will love her forever.
by I’m smexyyyyyy😂🤪 March 30, 2019

Callum is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he has the power to take all your problems away from you with ONE hug. callum looks ordinary at first but you will notice he will have a slight thirst for love. he also love to make others laugh
guy: have you seen that guy callum
girl: yeah he is soooooooooo cute
guy: i think he might have the hots for you
girl: i hope so
girl: yeah he is soooooooooo cute
guy: i think he might have the hots for you
girl: i hope so
by The Cactus Lord August 10, 2019

A generally nice person who bully's little kids on the bus, the blames it on them. He's funny and good at flirting-at times- and makes you laugh when needed. He claims to have a large penis but you never know? Callum's have Friday takeaway nights every Fridays which are extremely unhealthy! It would be nice if Callum's had six packs but you don't get anything these days. Callum's have nice hair and tends to be long-ish. They need to learn how to smile properly and have a better sense of humour. They are naturally crazy in the head and some may be mentally disordered. Overall, Callum's are great and nice to be around. They are good company and have similar interests to people. They are too tall though so shrink!
Callum ;)
by The unicorns truth October 23, 2013

Someone who loves fat chodes and gives 4 year olds crack he also doesn’t have a phone and he is a try hard
Callum is mean
by Darealbbc May 20, 2019

by OANTHROPOS January 7, 2021

person 1: hey have you met callum
person 2: you mean hentai kid?
callum: *watches hentai aggressively*
person 2: you mean hentai kid?
callum: *watches hentai aggressively*
by damn that's crazy January 29, 2022

by I am really cool and a beast . April 21, 2020
