wet burl

a big sloppy kiss, the creepy kind Burl Ives gives you licence for in his Christmas Carol, "Holly Jolly Christmas."

She was really young, but she was right there under the mistletoe, so I planted a wet burl on her.

by dobie December 17, 2012

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The Burl Ives

The Burl Ives is a normal anal bleaching with the requirement being that the area remains unshaven. This result is white hairs, thus, the Burl Ives.

I just had The Burl Ives, and I will NOT make that mistake again!

by Robert L. Peters December 6, 2023

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The Burl Ives is a normal anal bleaching except you do not shave the hairs down there. The result is white butt hairs, which mimic Burl Ives' hair.

I asked for The Burl Ives. I will NOT be making that mistake again!

by Robert L. Peters December 8, 2023

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A chunky and heavily built person with a large amount of a body fat.

Arun: Bro Nihalraj you are deadass some burl.
Nihalraj: Fuck. I gotta go on a cut.

by SomeBurl April 16, 2023

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An anorexic geezer The only train calves at the gym. Also goes a little left into his cat

by Jebrjenwoejrbrn December 6, 2021

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Somone addressed as a female that looks like a male or vice versa

I went to the park and saw this burl and didn’t know what tf it was

by Emmaratxh April 3, 2023

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