A souvenir that a bro acquires after getting laid. Usually, but not limited to, a piece of clothing, such as a bra or panties.
Bro #1: "When I woke up this morning I found that Cindy wasn't in my bed still but she left me a nice bromento."
Bro #2: "Nice bro!"
*The two bros proceed to do a very chill handshake."
Bro #2: "Nice bro!"
*The two bros proceed to do a very chill handshake."
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To insert one's penis into a lukewarm grapefruit and fuck it.
The grapefruit is usually an average sotrebought grapefruit that has been warmed up in a microwave. The penis usually belongs to a small, skinny, white male who will never know if the grapefruit feels like a real pussy or not.
The grapefruit is usually an average sotrebought grapefruit that has been warmed up in a microwave. The penis usually belongs to a small, skinny, white male who will never know if the grapefruit feels like a real pussy or not.
Recently Jason noticed that his hand was no longer able to do their job. His ever sympathetic mother now supplies grapefruits for him to bromet with, in exchange for oral pleasure.
by Fizbitch June 2, 2008
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Oh man, backwards Georgetown hat? Pink nantucket shorts? Natty in hand? That Fratty McBrewster keeps a perfect bromeostasis.
by Dyaln Phillips October 18, 2008
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