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Bradley Morning Wood

The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine
Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022
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Thomas Bradley

The ultimate life form.

May even be hotter than Thanos, maybe even he makes people expand more. Thomas Bradley is superior to all life.
Thomas Bradley expands my dong more than Thanos.
All hail Tbrad, all hail Tbrad.
TheTbrad12 reins!
by The fishy boobkin May 20, 2019
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The Milton Bradley

While taking a girl from behind, grab some dice, and as you shoot your load scream "Yahtzee!!!" and roll the dice down her back. The object of the game is very similar to the actual game as you and your friends should note your antics and keep score. "Yahtzee!!!" must be yelled upon every roll of the dice down her back regardless of the score!
He pulled The Milton Bradley on his girlfriend last night, rolled five 6's ... amazing.
by BillyGregs13 October 7, 2009
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Andrew Charles Bradley

Who is that guy who goes aaAAAaaaah? Oh that’s Andrew Charles Bradley
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Brailey

A shy and smart girl. They will have big tits, but their hearts are bigger. They are usually very patient, sensitive,and forgiving, but do not push them over the edge. A lot of boys will like them, but their heart only belongs to one guy.
(Guy): "mann, I wish I could get Brailey to notice me. She is so hot."
by Alexander_2001 June 19, 2019
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Bradley

A wonderful, funny, sweet, smart, but sometimes childish person. But he is still a great friend and boyfriend and he kisses amazingly! He will do anything for you and tries so hard to make you happy.
Girlfriend: Hi Bradley!

Bradley: Hi my love! How are you today? You look stunning as usual.

Girlfriend: Aw thank you sweetie!

Friends: Wow, that Bradley is such a stud!
by Loveyou23 March 10, 2013
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Jacob Bradley

Chuck Norris's best friend. He is twice as powerful as Chuck Norris. He created Chuck Norris after winning a duel with Jesus. It was said Jacob created Chuck out of Jesus's blood. It is also said that he forgot somethin while trying to create Chuck and made Jet Lee. Jacob didn't like his son Jet Lee so he banished him to asia to start the asian race. One day while training Chuck and Lee (Lee was visiting) Jacob's brother God came down from the heavens and challenged him to a duel. They wagered that if God wins Jacob has to live by himself in earths core. They fought for centuries until God privaled and Jacob was sent to the core. He was now renamed Saitin and as a punishment God would sent his bad subjects down to him to annoy the Hell out of him.
Just a fun little tale about Jacob Bradley
by J_B_is_awesome October 30, 2010
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