3 definitions by HugestManAlive
The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine
Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022
The Hugest man in bluegrass. He was born as the most talented musician alive, but every day he gets a tiny bit worse. At the Age of 6 his rendition of Malagueña rivaled that of Roy Clark's, but by age thirty, he could hardly play the lead to bluegrass special needs. He has attempted to play Mandolin, Guitar, Fiddle, Dobro, Banjo, Bass, Piano, Flute, and with himself and has never mastered the art of any besides the last as he cant get none. This is attributed to his constant drinking, smoking and choking down food, which made him about as fit as the average southern dude. He almost made it big several times, but was fired from every good band he joined, and ended up as the head of the New High Country Boys. his youtube channel is made up almost entirely of videos taken from other peoples channels and pornhub the gay version, and Oh yeah, and hes also really really really obese huge and screams when he sings because he is so cool and not gay.
Person 1. Man that was a great Bluegrass festival yesterday!
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima
by HugestManAlive August 1, 2022
1. A sub-genre of Country Music characterized by shredding on acoustic instruments and the replacement of traditional singing for loud obnoxious screeching.
2. A special mandolin/guitar technique pioneered by Jeff Michael that features random tuning changes due to the extreme force applied to the strings of the instrument when applied. Also known as "Beating the crap out of your instrument".
2. A special mandolin/guitar technique pioneered by Jeff Michael that features random tuning changes due to the extreme force applied to the strings of the instrument when applied. Also known as "Beating the crap out of your instrument".
Def. 1. Person 1. - "Did you hear Jeff Michael is number 1 the Hugastein charts again?" Person 2. "Of course he is, he's so huge and gyrates so much when he screams."
Def. 2. - Person 1. "My brother threw his guitar against the wall and destroyed it after Ashley dumped him"... Person 2. "Is he trying to learn Jeff's Hugastein technique?"
Def. 2. - Person 1. "My brother threw his guitar against the wall and destroyed it after Ashley dumped him"... Person 2. "Is he trying to learn Jeff's Hugastein technique?"
by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022