bokonon

a wise guy who made up a religion to keep people busy. see bokonism, Cat's Cradle

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

boobnoxious

an excess amount of boobs on an ugly girl

Deshaun: damn that girl had huge tits
Quinten: shes gross, thats boobnoxious

by Deshaun Thomas October 27, 2005

cum de bono

To wank and blow into your free hand.

"ash couldnt find the tissues in time so he CUM DE BONO"

by axege October 22, 2006

Bonoboy

Friend-zoning someone

Guy: I got bonoboy'd by Cecilia

Other Guy: I'm sorry

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014

dake-bonoist

An Evangelical Christian of a Pentecostal or Charismatic persuasion who embraces a very conservative and narrow perspective on the world while simultaneously trying to appear somewhat "hip” through his or her choice or clothing, hair style, and choice of music. They frequently choose to listen to the music of U2 because they have been told that Bono is a Christian, despite the fact that their outlook on the world is diametrically opposed the that of Bono as well as the other members of U2. See also Dake-Bonoism.

John listens to U2 day and night, God only knows what he is going to do when he finds out that Bono likes to use the "F" word. That Dake-Bonoist's world is going to be completely shattered.

by Ulrict Reinhold July 24, 2008

bono

doesnt know the number 4 in spanish

Bono: "uno! dos! tres! catorce!"

by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

booboisie

booboisie (adj., n.) ("büb-"wä-'zE) is a blend of boob and bourgeoisie coined by the late great critic, writer, and radical thinker, H.L. Mencken (1880-1956). In the plural, Mencken used booboisie to describe the ignorant members of "Main Street America." The singular is also booboisie, which Mencken used to describe “a professional man who conforms unthinkingly to prevailing middle-class standards.”

“No one in this world, so far as I know ... has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of booboisie.”

by true dough December 14, 2008