Bonoboy

Friend-zoning someone

Guy: I got bonoboy'd by Cecilia

Other Guy: I'm sorry

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014

Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.

Hahahaha your such a Boosted Bonobo

by M8Damon October 13, 2016

Sticky bonobo

A sticky bonobo is when your penis is glazed with sperm

Imma beat my meat till I have a sticky bonobo

by Shshshdjsjsdndnddn September 30, 2019

Bonobo

Special type of monkeys who live in Boosted Lands,and are related to Twitch streamer Nightblue3.They are usualy really toxic and highly boosted.

You boosted Bonobo.
Rabia,dinner is ready.

by GolemCaptain January 4, 2017

bonobornography

porn featuring the bonobo breed of chimpanzee.

guy1: "dude, why didn't you tell me that video you sent me was NSFW?!"

guy2: "sorry bro, i thought you knew what bonobornography was."

by jasmineSD91 November 1, 2009

Bonobo Warfare

Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.

Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.

According to the Bonobo Warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different.

by Harry S. Truman September 21, 2004

bonobonoya

you say this when someone asks you to read a book out loud

hey, can you read the first sentence of your book?
- bonobonoya

by cyphergguk August 12, 2021