Top-Bollocks

Tits, basically

Nice top-bollocks, Jordan

by Simon Baby Fat Head February 12, 2004

BollockChops

A word made from the two words "Bollocks" (balls, testicles etc) and "Chops" (mouth, lips etc.)

This is used by a person to describe or name somebody who has said something that is rubbish, inflammatory, or abusive to them.

1: "I'm related to royalty, you know!"
"Fuck off, bollockchops. You might be a queen but you aren't royal."

2: Chuck: "I'm only telling you all to do it because I know better and you are all too damn ignorant to figure it out by yourselves"

Bill (under his breath) "Crap, Bollockchops is spoiling for a fight again."

by blueliner49 January 30, 2010

Bitchy bollocks

Someone who moans/bitches about minor things.

That merv called around mine the other day moaning about meaningless things, he is a right bitchy bollocks.

by joeyjoe12 August 18, 2012

ballocks

Testicles

The 60 year old man's ballocks hung down to his knees

by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003

Bollocks Off

When you are sick of someone or a situation, and fuck off doesn’t seem quite enough to describe your annoyance.

I’d wish you’d bollocks off

by Pdoug121 January 5, 2019

Arse Me Bollocks

A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.

"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"

by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014

bee's bollocks

a word to describe the best, coolest, amazing-est thing/person ever

Sean: damn that gal is the bee's bollocks

by honeygal April 9, 2017