blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

Blumpkin-con-munch

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit whilst eating a pizza

Franchise: That Tal bitch gave me a blumpkin-con-munch

Prime Time: Watch yo conduct yung nugga

by Terion December 15, 2013

Skoal Blumpkin

Dipping Skoal while getting a blumpkin.

Ashley wanted to give Brad a blumkin, but before she started he threw in a Skoal Classic and got a Skoal Blumpkin.

by JimArm January 21, 2009

Blumpkant

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

country blumpkin

Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.

While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.

by Kyle MD April 28, 2005

Blumpkining

The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )

" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)

by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010

berry blumpkin

The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.

Betsy Stonehands gave the dirty hitchhiker a berry blumpkin while en route to Birmingham, Alabama.

by Philly Jackson November 10, 2013