Blump

Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.

Why so blumpy? Don’t be a blump.

by TMatlack August 2, 2022

blump

Snorting a small amount of a psychoactive powder off a dick during a blumpkin.

They are a real freak
Took a blump off me last week

A bonafide kink

by s q u a t c h May 12, 2025

Blump

Someone quits before the party started, who can’t hang, passes out early

“Hey is so no so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”

by Violetsrnotblue August 21, 2023

The blump

really crumbaly cookie that can be snorted or eaten best made by haystack cookies

OMFG GIVE ME THE BLUMP BRANDON

by jew slapper April 22, 2011

Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

Blump

Your hookup gives you a blowjob while your on the toilet with the urge to shit. The almost blumpkin

Bro my hookup was so ugly, i made her give me a blump

by yunggrimmy March 26, 2022