stonehands

when a player has no stick handling skills what so ever.
this term is used for the plug who can not cradle/control the puck or ball.

Daniel Venier has mad stonehands.

by Paul Gilligan January 06, 2008

stonehand

the act of plunging one's fist into another's anal cavity using absolute brute force. Generally, this is performed in a 'punching' manner.

Person 1: Dude, why is Jon walking funny?

Person 2: Jon got stonehanded by that large black man in the club. He loved it!

by johnnyboy4832 June 07, 2011