Bloobabie

A fat bloated creature with transparent slimy flesh and a goofy smile. Loves bathing in expired fish sauce with a pinch of cockroach crisps. Diarrhea commonly chunky with clumps of purple liquid. Due to health problems, Bloobabies have 2 braincells that only knows the word "BLOOBABIE!" They all have serious diarrhea issues. Can gain up to 2000 pounds and pop their eyeballs out of their brain. Allergic to tummy-toast, lips will swole up like a helium balloon. In large quantities will be fatal.

"DORA, your new pet is pooping on the sofa again!" Tummy sighed.
Dora was no where to be found, he has gone to his secret candy stash.
"Dude, your Bloobabie is eating your tummy-toast!"
The Bloobabie squealed in pain as his flesh turns from green to maroon. His blood vessels stretch out and his lips were as fat as a plumpet. He screams leaving turds on the ground as his eyeballs popped out and his whole body started to grow. Bloobabie was a wopping 9 feet tall before he explodes into slimy bits. Tummy was traumatized, seeing all the flesh around Dora's furniture.

by kingcatIII January 1, 2023

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Blip In Your Bloop

"Blip In Your Bloop" is when you are forced to do something tragic, like murdering you're family and friends with a revolver because you believe it is the end of the world caused by giant bugs. But after murdering them, you run out of bullets for yourself and find out the world is actually fine and you've been saved. That's a blip in your bloop. Please refer to film The Mist for full 'Blip in your Bloop' effect.

Tom Jane has 4 Bullets left. His son, new girlfriend and 2 elderly people in the car with him. Giant bugs will viscously eat them alive if they don't take their our own lives.

BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM *Tom Jane kills 4 passengers sacrificing himself to the bugs hiding in the mist outside of the car.

Minutes later.

The Army shows up saving everyone in the town, including Tom Jane himself.

Terry Roberts *in the theatre*- Well... that's a blip in your bloop!

by Nashacorey November 19, 2013

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bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.

PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )

by JoeyB. July 6, 2007

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