Season Blocked

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill

Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!

by Wintera83 September 15, 2018

chaku booked

hasty theft; bum rushing someone and run off taking their stuff

saw a guy get chaku booked right outside, shit was wild. That’s why I always say “you can’t have shit in Detroit”

by Todd Shepherds April 17, 2021

Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.

'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

by AdamSandlerDickfucker69420 June 25, 2021

booked

to get the hell outta dodge, running away as fast as you can

he booked it down the hall

by needmeduh December 8, 2006

Bible Blocked

When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.

I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.

by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

Barack blocked

When either John McCain or Hillary Clinton are giving a speech and Barack Obama has a speech at the same time, and the news networks shift their coverage to Barack Obama.

Bryan: "Did you see the speeches that Hillary Clinton and John McCain gave yesterday?"
Eric: "Naw man, I saw the first five minutes of them, but then Obama had something to say, and the news networks realized that people actually care about what Obama has to say, so they shifted their coverage to Obama's speech, even Fox News."
Bryan: "Wow, even Fox News took their right wing eyes off of McCain to show Obama?"
Eric: "Haha yeah."
Bryan: "Hahahaha, they got Barack blocked."

by TH3 L33T ON3 April 5, 2008

booked and busy

To have plans and be booked or full with plans

1. This summer I’m booked and busy
2. Can’t talk right now I’m booked and busy

by galgalgal123 June 8, 2019