Bejeweled Blitz

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

by Uncle Des July 12, 2009

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Blitzchat

When you want to have a quick word with someone via an online messaging system.

Hey dude, are you up for a Blitzchat?

by Sijo101 January 7, 2009

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Blitzed

To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.

Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.

by CofC 123 September 4, 2011

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blitzkreig

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.

Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

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blitzkrieg

When one partner is crouched atop another during sexual intercourse, a third party enters the room in an erect state and quickly enters and exits the anus of the person on top. Before the blitzkrieged person can turn around, the third party has disapeared from view. The partner on top is left in a confused state wondering what hit her/him, very similar to the powers of Poland, Holland, Belgium, France and Russia at the outset of the Second World War.

Jess was riding Dave when suddenly she felt a violent and intense splitting of her butt cheeks as if a division of Panzers charged through. She paused for a moment, noticed her and Dave were alone in the room, and continued sex without bringing it up. Jake walked away after the most successful blitzkrieg yet.

by Aditya Savage October 20, 2006

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