Benjamin Franklin

One of the 'Founding Fathers', Ben Franklin was a well-known author, statesman, poet, musician, and inventor. Franklin was responsible for some of the most important features of the Constitution. Some of his accomplishments include:

* Inventor of Floam

* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor

* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)

* Known to place 'whoopee cushions' under Madison's seat during meetings

* Porked 1275 women during his lifetime

* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound

* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"

* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47

* Liked to play with puppies

* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors

* Tried to have Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered

* Had girly-hippy hair

* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face

* Prone to depression and extreme violence

* A Taoist-anarchist

* Hated tuna casserole

Benjamin Franklin was a bad-ass.

by Glastonbury Dex January 5, 2009

Breaking Benjamin

1.A great band out of my area... Has the greatest underground site EVER. www.shallowbay.com. It's amazing. 4500 members and growing :D

2.A band known only for We Are Not Alone

3.A band consisting of Ben burnley, Aaron Fink, Marcus James, and Chad Szeliga (it's all about the chad! :D)

Me:Dude, did you hear breaking benjamin's song topless?

Them:Topless? They don't wear shirts?

Me:Exactly

by jmeye47 April 13, 2005

Benjamin Harrison

The only President of the USA along with Martin Van Buren that didn't have an Urban Dictionary description (until now.) He was the only president to beat an incumbent and THEN lose to an incumbent back-to-back.

Did you know Grover Cleveland lost to Benjamin Harrison and THEN won?

by Mynoduesp A. December 30, 2020

Benjamin Harrison

Funny Valentine from our universe.

Benjamin Harrison and Funny Valentine are 23rd POTUS of their respective universes.

by Saitama 777 February 17, 2021

Full Benjamin

Pooping in the toilet while throwing up into your underwear.

My buddy was so drunk the other day he went full Benjamin.

by Jaukkstrap July 9, 2017

Friends with Benjamins.

Another term for a prostitute.

I've been with her 3 times in the last month. I'd say we're are good friends with Benjamins.

by Deadiac January 22, 2015

Benjamin

The sort of guy everyone wants to know. Seems unkind at first, but once you get to know him he'll be a great friend. Benjamins have a cheeky sense of humour and are never scared of anything.

"I wish my friend was as Benjamin as him"
"That dude is such a Benjamin!"

by LOL ud fan star January 7, 2012