beaching it

To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.

"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."

by David Jones September 24, 2005

beechfinch

the term used to describe a serious lie someone invents, for attention, when all the evidence shows they are lying.

kayleigh; 'I'm pregnant, your the dad!'
rhys; 'Really, oh wow, you have always known i wanted a kid, but what about my girlfriend :S and how do you know for certain?'
kayleigh 'dont worry about her, we will raise it, we can call it michael! or lilly anne! and i used a test, it came up posotive, bit my friend stole it :/'

everyone else; 'BEECHFINCH.'

by fuckmesideways. May 1, 2011

Benching

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020

beaching

Sitting on the beach soaking up the sun. Preferably while surrounded by the opposite sex.

Hannah: I'm going to Florida for vacation.
Joe: Oh, do you want to go beaching?
Hannah: Sure.

by joemamma1024 March 15, 2014

Beechnut

While your friend (preferably a guy) is sleeping, aggressively swipe the warm, moist, pungent smelling area between your ball sack and your upper inner thigh with your index finger. Proceed to swipe that same index finger down your sleeping friend's philtrum (the vertical depression between the nose and upper lip). Similar to Vick's Vapo Rub, your friend will inhale this scent all night long.

Being too lazy to perform the Abe Lincoln and not wanting to risk being caught tea bagging Steve, Hayden gave him the less-intrusive, longer-lasting beechnut instead.

by Big Dork Socks March 24, 2010

benching 50

When you're so tired that your eyelids feel like their benching 50kg just to stay open.

1: Dude, I'm so tired.
2: You benching 50?
1: Yeah.

by Definately. May 13, 2005

Beachin'

To be so high that you lay back and moan like a beached whale.

Man, we shouldn't brought Roman to smoke this blunt, he's totally beachin' right now.

by Kanak92 October 15, 2010