Autumn

Autumn is one beautiful girl. She knows where her loyalties lie and who she is. Someone who has met a girl named Autumn will never forget her. She is the best friend anyone could have. And is the nicest girl for life.

Girl 1: Autumn is my best friend!
Girl 2: She is such a good friend I know, right?

by BeYou:) June 7, 2018

automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

by Niggadicks July 6, 2006

autumn

Autumn's are brunettes with big brown beautiful eyes and freckles. Tend to be a little pale with there rose colored cheeks. They are shy at first, but once you get to know them they are a total different person. She is sweet and nice, but loves to have a good time. She loves to hang out and cuddle.

They tend to have a nice shaped body to fit there dimples. They tend to look better the older they get. Are usually spoiled and popular at there school. She tends to go for guys name Sam and she loves the nice weather. She tend to be (YOFO) which means only famous online, but she hopes to be more than that.

She is a great friend, but a better girlfriend. She is always there for you and always understand. She never back stabs. She loves to have a boyfriend taller than her because they usually get no taller than 5'4. She loves to take pictures and dance, but at the end of the day she wants to cuddle with her man who she adores. She tends to be very sexual and funny, too.

If you ever meet an autumn you better keep her because she won't come along again.

"Hey do you think I should talk to autumn?" Guy 1

"No, bro. She is taken by Sam and he will kill you." Guy 2

"Ok.Bro, but one of these days I will meet up with her again." Guy 1.

by damnimsmart July 28, 2012

automagically

Automatically, but in a way that, for some reason (typically because it is too complicated, or too ugly, or perhaps even too trivial), the speaker doesn't feel like explaining to you.

This term is quite old, going back at least to the mid-70s in jargon and probably much earlier. The word `automagic' occurred in advertising (for a shirt-ironing gadget) as far back as the late 1940s.

"The C-INTERCAL compiler generates C, then automagically invokes cc(1) to produce an executable."

by Biohertz January 30, 2003

Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)

Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-

by omgnipplerockets January 9, 2010

automobills

As Beyonce best described it, automobills are bills that are associated with your automobile.

From the song "I can pay my automobills" because she's an independent woman.

by KatieMc July 30, 2007

Automail

Automail is a system of prosthetic limbs used in the Manga/Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist. The main character of the series, Edward Elric has two Automail limbs, as the result of an attempt to use alchemy to bring his mother back to life. The first person introduced in the series as an Automail mechanic, Winry Rockbell designed Edward's Automail. Edward often uses alchemy to transform his Automail into a weapon by making it sharp (much like a knife), he and Winry often get into arguments about his abuse of her mechanics.

Victor: John just lost his arm in Iraq.
Jack: Damn, Automail would work wonders right now...

by nintendo365 October 11, 2009