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Awesome draft guy who opens jars, gulper the the food, zaps people with x ray vision to see through big nukes
Also means you forgot a litter

Also means hayden

You are a awsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm

by Awsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm February 12, 2019

abedha

Abedha is a beautiful girl who will always bring good vibes to a friendship.She is funny and has multiple different laughs . She is thicker than a snicker and usually her looks are taken advantage of because no one appreciates how unique she looks. She usually loves animals especially cats and dogs called max. She will always be there for you so make sure you do the same . You don’t want to loose abedha.

Abedha is looking thicc in those fashion nova jeans boiiii

by Ratnol October 30, 2019

Dipshit-abled

The state or quality of being so shitbrained to a point of disabled like qualities which have reached a humorous level. This being the only word fathomable to combine the disabled nature and pure idiocy of such actions into one conglomerative word.

Mike: isn't my dog being so cute?
Alex: no, he's just being extremely "dipshit-abled".

by Ysbeer June 7, 2021

Arsed

A verb meaning "to be bothered", and invariably used in the past tense and in conjunction with the words "couldn't be". It originated in the North of England.

"Did you mow the lawn yesterday?

"No - it was too nice a day. I couldn't be arsed."

This usage probably derives from the phrase "to move your arse", meaning to "stir yourself to get something done".

by Bedford Falls September 11, 2009

can't be assed

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

by janedoe7 December 11, 2009

Absecon sleighride

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.

On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.

by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003

cant be arsed

cant be bothered

i really cant be arsed to go to uni today.

by paul of death October 21, 2003