zionkowski

Conveyance of the obvious or that which is not very effectively disguised.

The zionkowski principle has exposed the reality of those masked with transparent disguises. Busted!

by tg_dg_NaAug December 16, 2007

Zonka

It's like zoinks. You say it when something bad happens.
It is Chicago slang used by people who are dope as fuck.

It is pronounced (ZAH-NN-KA)

I got an F on a quiz??? Zonka!
Mom, I'm adopted?? Zonka!
You're breaking up with me?? Zonka!

by Ya Boi- Gabe December 5, 2019

Zonky

Zonky is an adjective that describes someone/something that is high fashion, extra, and a little weird.

“Jasmine is wearing a sparkly pink vest today. She looks super zonky.“

by Spag-hetti January 21, 2020

Screaming yellow Zonker

Yellow or green colored eye gook that sometimes harden to a crust.

Is that a screaming yellow zonker in your eye?

by Culligan shuberto December 24, 2020

Zonker

One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I know k? Thx

Favorite thing he likes to do: Ban newbies, laugh at newbies, ignore newbies, make fun of how stupid newbies are, points and laughs, has an itchy copy/paste ready to ?adduser Tequila F if I mess up like =

But Phoenix has an awesome car, its like O_O and Annaberries is like, Rawr rawr *Flesh*! O_O

Emote <Zonker> Points and laughs at (insert your name here)

by Tequila December 5, 2004

Zonking

To travel really quickly

"cmon quickly!"
"I'm a zonking!"

by Gromlin June 25, 2005

zonker

An unexpected anal penetration.

You should have seen her face when I gave her the zonker.

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 17, 2006